So this one time I was lazy and not feeling well but I was craving pasta like crazy, so I texted my best friend - completely jokingly, and just to complain - asking him to come make me pasta. Less than ten minutes later he was at my house, making pasta while I was laying on the kitchen floor being obnoxious. Literally, who else the fuck does that? Best damn eskimo I’ll ever know. Love you, Jimmy @nogodnomaster.
This was so great. Best night ever. :)